Shit that shits us

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Welcome peons, to Shit that shits us. Here, we list the things we hate in no particular order and with no intention to discuss it. It will be updated as frequently as people piss us off or whenever a bad smell enters the room. You, the peon, are given free reign to comment and tell us what YOU hate and what YOU think of the things already listed. Hell, if we agree, we may just add it ourselves. 

Shit that Shits YourCaptainSpeaking

• People that use macs. You're not better than us. You reading this blog and using a mac not only embarrasses you, but it embarrasses me too. 
• People that I like that don't like me. Fuck that.
• People that don't let me over-take them in traffic. Suck it up, I speed anyway.
• People that smell.
• Stalker chick and this guy with long hair (that smells).
• People that try to enforce their own beliefs on you. Bite me.
• People that talk politics.
• People that piss me off.
• People that watch day time television. And enjoy it.
• People that refuse to watch star trek TNG at least once. 
• Velcro.
• People with stupid faces
• People that are better than me. At everything.
• When you're trying to stop a baby preying mantis from killing another baby preying mantis, and you accidentally kill both of them in the process.
• When you post an anonymous blog update about someone you know. And it turns out they read it. 
• Cotton on my teeth. 
• When you tell a joke to someone and they stare blankly into your eyes, with no emotion on their face, and say "lol".
• When you buy a new moisturizer that makes you smell like you have been severely beaten by a wattle bush. 
• That girl that wants to be wanted by everyone, especially by unavailable people. 

Shit that Shits HowlingFetus

• Loud eaters.
• People who don't realise how fucking annoying they are. (Captain, you know who I mean lol)
• People who hate on video games.
• Sluts, whores, skanks, what have you.
• Anyone and anything that hurts the Captain.
• Anyone that asks me to "go chill" with them. Leave me alone, I don't like any of you.
• Skinny bitches.
• Mouth breathers.
• "Nerds". Not Nerds. "Nerds". People who think they are nerds because they play games or read. Fucking hipsters.
• Hipsters.
• Popular people.
• FUCKING SPIDERS
• Being so bloody single.
• My favourite bra being to small >=( Fuck you weight gain and boob growth!
• Money. As in, not having any.